Welcome to the dark side.
Join the ranks of thousands of absolutely unsanskaari Indians.
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Across the motherland
5-day easy returns
Don't-be-a-dick policy
Bloody good customer service
No jumping through hoops
Is it hard to play this?
It's bloody easy.
Perhaps the easiest game you've ever come across. Black cards contain questions/prompts (What does Sharmaji's son excel in?). The orange cards contain joke punchlines (Fake accents, An argument with Arnab, Denying minorities their rights). Match them, make your friends laugh.
Well yeah, that's it. Be funny, that's the strategy.
Okay, I want itWell yeah, that's it. Be funny, that's the strategy.
Everyone has 7 orange cards
Hold 7 orange cards in your hands at all times. Replenish after each round
Judge picks a black question card
One person starts the round by reading aloud a black card with a question on it
Everyone submits a funny response
Submit an orange card which is most likely to make the judge laugh
Judge selects the funniest
The winner gets one point and the next person in the circle now becomes the judge.
What's in it for me?
Endless entertainment. And...
392 cards, professionally printed on 300GSM card paper, coated with fanning powder and lots of love for easy shuffling. Packed in a hard box that can take a beating or two on the wilder nights.
Okay, I want itThe game is a cocktail of dark jokes and wise-cracks on current affairs - from Society and Politics to Bollywood, you'll find a bit of our culture in all the cards.
300 Response Cards
75 Question Cards
Age 18+ NSFW
PLAYERS5-7 And more
Reviews
Questions?
Sure, if your family is that cool. The game contains language and content that most sanskaari families might find objectionable. If you're still going to play with them, that's quite something. Adopt us. Also send us a picture on Instagram.
Because it contains strong language and content which is wholly unsuitable for children. Do not play this around children lest they are left with no sanskaar and a mind full of dark jokes.
For the ones in Mumbai, YES! You can pick it up from our office in Malad. Mail us at yo@cardsvssanskaar.com or message us on Instagram to arrange that.
The game is in and out of stock across the rest of the country in various shops. Get in touch via the Contact page or mail us directly at yo@cardsvssanskaar. We'll check and let you know.
The game is in and out of stock across the rest of the country in various shops. Get in touch via the Contact page or mail us directly at yo@cardsvssanskaar. We'll check and let you know.
Yes, yes we do! All across the globe. There is a charge for the shipping though. Takes about 9-10 days to reach most locations around the globe (unless it is super remote).
Yes, but please don't be a dick? Don't damage the box, repack it nicely so we could use it for playtests, gamenights and resell it at a discount as Open Boxes. To return your deck for any reason, mail us at yo@cardsvssanskaar.com. We're a tiny outfit, help small businesses survive please!
We're sad to think you might not like it. Give it a chance, we've tested it with thousands of people with mostly positive reviews all over. Read our Shipping and Return policy here.
We're sad to think you might not like it. Give it a chance, we've tested it with thousands of people with mostly positive reviews all over. Read our Shipping and Return policy here.
If you are in Mumbai, YES! Get in touch at yo@cardsvssanskaar.com immediately. For folks outside Mumbai, that would be a bit difficult. We are working on enabling fast track shipping. Most deliveries, however, are made within 4-5 days of shipping. If you need urgent shipping drop us a line alongwith your order or at yo@cardsvssanskaar.com and we'll try our best to expedite delivery.
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